Jerry Seinfeld

Citas

• “The fact is: almost everything is funny. You just have to have a way of looking at it.”

• “There’s nothing like a kiss to get something started between a man and a woman. When the lips meet, this is the official ignition. The instrument panel lights up. The finger moves across, flipping all the toggle switches up. The engines hum. Something is underway.”

• “When you’re little, your life is up. The future is up. Everything you want is up. “Wait up! Hold up! Shut up!” “Mom, I’ll clean up! Let me stay up!” For parents, of course, it’s just the opposite: everything is down. “Just calm down!” “Slow down!” “Come down here!” “Sit down!” “Put that down!””

• “When you want to enjoy something, you must never let logic get too much in the way.”

• “The equivalent for a normal person would be to go in to work in your underwear... and try and do your job that you normally do. All of a sudden, you can’t do anything. That’s how a comedian feels when he’s doing a new bit.”

Los libros de Jerry Seinfeld en orden

Los libros de Jerry Seinfeld en el orden en que se publicaron, de Sein Language (1993) a Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee Book (2022).

1. 1Sein LanguageSein Language1993
   Qué contiene (8)

   • Freeway of Love
   • Personal Maintenance
   • Paldom
   • Shut up and Drive
   • Job Security
   • The Thing Is the Thing
   • Out and Back
   • The Ride of Your Life
2. 2I'm Telling You for the Last TimeI'm Telling You for the Last Time1998
3. 3Sein OffSein Off1998
4. 4The Seinfeld ScriptsThe Seinfeld Scripts1998
5. 5HalloweenHalloween2002
6. 6Halloween Display with OtherHalloween Display with Other2002
7. 7Halloween Ppk40Halloween Ppk402002
8. 8All New Letters From A NutAll New Letters From A Nut2010
9. 9Is This Anything?Is This Anything?2020
10. 10Untitled Jerry SeinfeldUntitled Jerry Seinfeld2020
11. 11Comedians in Cars Getting CoffeeComedians in Cars Getting Coffee2022
12. 12Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee BookComedians in Cars Getting Coffee Book2022