Absolute Zero (The Bagthorpe Saga #2)

Something even stranger than normal is happening in the Bagsthorpe house. Ever since Uncle Parker won a luxury cruise, they've alll gone competition crazy. There isn't an unfilled entry form to be found and they're scrawling "winning" slogans all over the place! Only Jack and his dog Zero are staying out of it. Everybody knows that they could never win. So just how does the mixed-up mutt become the most famous dog in Britain?