Chuck Klosterman

Quotes

• “If rain was God crying, I think God was drunk and his girlfriend just slept with Zeus.”

• “If invited, you would go to this person’s wedding and give them a spice rack, but you would secretly hope that their marriage ends in a bitter, public divorce.”

• “Within the context of life, I am the centrist pragmatist who doesn’t even vote; within the context of sports, I am a potential war criminal.”

• “Nobody likes to admit this, but Batman fucking hated Superman; Superman is the reason Batman became an alcoholic.”

Books by Chuck Klosterman in order

Books by Chuck Klosterman in the order they were published, from Fargo Rock City (2001) to The Nineties (2022).

1. 1Fargo Rock CityFargo Rock City2001
2. 2Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa PuffsSex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs2003
3. 3Killing Yourself to LiveKilling Yourself to Live2005
4. 4Chuck Klosterman IVChuck Klosterman IV2006
5. 5Downtown OwlDowntown Owl2008
6. 6Eating the DinosaurEating the Dinosaur2009
7. 7"The Best Response""The Best Response"2010
8. 8ChaosChaos2010
9. 9FootballFootball2010
10. 10I Do Not Hate the OlympicsI Do Not Hate the Olympics2010
11. 11It Will Shock You How Much It Never HappenedIt Will Shock You How Much It Never Happened2010
12. 12Lady or the TigerLady or the Tiger2010
13. 13No More KnivesNo More Knives2010
14. 14SingularitySingularity2010
15. 15What Happens When People Stop Being PoliteWhat Happens When People Stop Being Polite2010
16. 16What We Talk About When We Talk About Ralph SampsonWhat We Talk About When We Talk About Ralph Sampson2010
17. 17The Visible ManThe Visible Man2011
18. 18I Wear The Black Hat Grappling With Villains Real And ImaginI Wear The Black Hat Grappling With Villains Real And Imagined2013
19. 19But What If We're Wrong?But What If We're Wrong?2016
20. 20El sombrero del maloEl sombrero del malo2016
21. 21Chuck Klosterman XChuck Klosterman X2017
22. 22Raised in CaptivityRaised in Captivity2019
23. 23Stories for Ways and MeansStories for Ways and Means2019
24. 24The NinetiesThe Nineties2022